who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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