I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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