I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Houston, we have a squirter
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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