I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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