Tell her she can't have a vagina
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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