Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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