O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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