You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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