She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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