You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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