remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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