have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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