I'm lost and stupid without you.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
is that a dick in a sweater?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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