would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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