i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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