"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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