Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Shame is for Republicans.
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