If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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