Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
How's work?
Spinning.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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