i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You need a sexual gate keeper
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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