Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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