Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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