Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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