last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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