I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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