he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
