No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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