DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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