So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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