I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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