remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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