why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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