I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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