STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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