Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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