Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize