But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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