you would pick up someone in the library
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
