I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
ok first of all what the fuck
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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