You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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