We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
