awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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