did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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