How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
