its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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