yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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