The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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