Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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