i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Randomize
