Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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