i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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