come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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