i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
